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Wednesday 22 April 2015

Contact. Wait out. #22. Top Gear.


Contact. Wait out. #22. Top Gear.

Something that absolutely boggles my brain is how many guys say that they want to buy themselves a Landrover when they get out. The things are shocking. They're uncomfortable, loud, expensive, and they've got no style whatsoever. If you've ever tried to sleep in one on the move then you'll know that there is no place to rest your head that isn't hard or jagged. If you've ever had one on the motorway then you'll know that you feel as if the thing could come apart at any time and kill everyone around it. If you've tried to stay warm in one during the winter, you'll know that it is literally impossible.

The only thing that they're good at is driving off-road. They’re really good at that but you still feel as if you're going to go over and get crushed every time you meet a bit of camber. Really. I have no idea what the appeal is. Rant over.

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