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Saturday 2 July 2016

Contact. Wait out. #65. Moustache.


Contact. Wait out. #65. Moustache.

Yup, that's me. I can grow a bit of a tash and a goatee but nothing on the side. Whenever I'm on leave, I leave my facial hair to grow wild and after a few days I shave it off through sheer embarrassment. I can remember growing up and wishing that I could grow a meaty tash but I'm kind of glad now. Shaving is a pain in the arse.

I really feel for those guys that have to shave twice a day. I've seen these hairy blokes getting beasted in the afternoon for not shaving when I was there in the morning when they did it.

Anyway, if you're like me, and you're thinking of sporting something for Movember, get cracking. It is never too early.